Lucasism

(Lu*ca*si*sm) The inability to stop giving George Lucas your money for the latest updates on your favorite films.

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Episode 51: CaliCast

Take an audio adventure to Los Angeles with Chris, Jack and Ryan as they talk about their first group vacation.  Hear about all the experience and wonderment as the boys visit theme parks, tour movie studios, hobnob with rock stars and celebrities, and eat until they pop!  Where else can you get such a quality […]

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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Well, here it is folks. The final Star Wars commentary. We hope you have enjoyed all of them, as Jack and Andrew have enjoyed recording them for you. For this final installment, Metal Jimmy joins in to add his ten cents (his two cents are free). And don’t worry faithful listeners, they won’t be doing […]

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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Hey, guess what? Andrew and Jack are at it again. This time joined by Cory, the three tackle yet another Star Wars episode. Revel and bask in the warm glow of their geekiness as the three commentate the second of the prequel trilogy, Attack of the Clones.

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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

To commemorate the release of The Complete Saga on blu-ray today, we give you another episode of The Only Commentary That Matters.  Jack and Andrew were the only brave ones to record this edition, seeing as many others may have destroyed their TVs at the site of a certain character.  Sit back, relax and enjoy […]

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Whoreticulture

As a man who greatly respects women, I get very annoyed at the ridiculous ways they present themselves in public.  I’m not sure when it became okay, or even fashionable, to walk around looking trashy, but I’m stunned by how some women go out of their way to look slutty.

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Stay In School

Do you remember the Staples commercial where two parents were skipping and laughing throughout the store while their kids stayed behind pouting?  

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Episode 50: FoodCast 2

50 is supposed to be a golden anniversary, right?  Probably not for this show.  The conversation sure is golden, though, as yet another newcomer, Jenn, tries to contribute to the discussion while Ryan hates on a national sandwich shop chain, Jack hates on bacon, and Chris finds hair in his food.

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