Totally Bogus Sequels

As promised, this is part two of my discussion of 1980s films that either do or do not deserve a prequel, sequel, reboot or remake. 

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Destroying Childhoods, One Movie At A Time?

Today, I read that Michael Bay will be remaking The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Not only is he remaking the movie, but he  plans to alter the very origin of our beloved heroes-on-a-halfshell. Instead of being actual turtles that became bipedal and able to speak (and fight crime after learning ninjitsu from their sensei, […]

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Van Halen’t II

My infuriation with everything concerning the new Van Halen album and tour hit an all-time high two weeks ago when I saw the new issue of Guitar World magazine.  Its cover story named the 50 “greatest” Van Halen songs of all time.  Here is that list:

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Smart Planning, But Not Really

Sitting in a hotel lobby near the Roppongi district in Tokyo, I realized I made a couple of mistakes. Earlier today, I switched hotels and decided to ship my luggage rather than carry it around with me. I met someone at the hotel breakfast buffet at my first hotel this morning who was also going […]

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A Guy Walks Into A Bar

Yet another short film is available on our YouTube channel.  Cory and Ryan star as a bartender and a customer in the very obviously titled A Guy Walks Into A Bar.  Click the link and check it out!

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Episode 77: GenderCast

The guys struggle to stay on topic while further bantering about the infinite differences between men and women.  Women’s habits are discussed at great lengths, along with ludicrous car insurance rates, gender roles in religion, the trouble with porn, gaseous social situations, and the chronic muploading of dog photos.

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes! (updated)

Hello, lovely visitors!  As you can see, we’re working on overhauling our site layout so not every item you click may navigate smoothly to what you’re looking for.  If you can’t find a specific post, person, topic, try using the search box on the right.  We’ll have all the kinks ironed out soon enough.   […]

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Totally Rad Sequels

We live in an era where film reboots, remakes, prequels and sequels are all too common as opposed to an original idea from Hollywood. 

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The Walking Assholes

So, there’s this little show on AMC called The Walking Dead, and it’s been a raging success since its very first episode. It’s about zombies. I love zombies. I love movies about zombies, books about zombies, TV shows about zombies…hell, anything about zombies. You know what else I like? I like not knowing what the […]

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E-leet

OMG!  FML!  WTF?  LOL! All the modern abbreviations people use when typing irritate me so much, I’m writing about them today and delaying another blog post by two weeks.  Why two weeks?  Well, I’m shamelessly tying in next week’s blog with some of our regularly scheduled programming.  Anyway… 

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