Try Not to Kill the Messenger

I thought that by getting out of retail, some of my faith in humanity my be restored. It hasn’t. The longer I work in any field directly in contact with the customers being served, the more my patience is pulled thin. I can no longer assume that it will be a 90/10 split between the agreeable […]

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Things That Should Be Banned From The Internet

Instagram– This app has blown up since people don’t use cameras anymore and just take pictures with their phones. It allows you to add silly old-timey, black-and-white, or border effects, among others, to pictures as you take them. So, everyone and their mother is adding tints and shadings to pictures that are otherwise uninteresting and […]

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Random Thoughts 7

If I ever want to shop in a store without being asked by an employee if I need help every six seconds, I go to Walmart.  No one ever offers to help me there. I hate the phrases “bromance” and “frenemies” and I’m going to say so right now. Instead of having unpolished nude cell […]

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Trailer #1: Running Amuck In Boston

Running Amuck In Boston is an upcoming documentary from TheOnlyPodcast.com.  Our seven heroes travel from New Jersey to Boston for a photo shoot.  This behind the scenes footage will give you an inside look at life on and off the road with the stars of The Only Podcast That Matters. Stay tuned to the site […]

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Episode 87: TrioCast 3

Three of The Warriors are (literally) one short as they chat about what’s going on in the world such as the debate over gay marriage, karaoke game shows, the public embarrassment of Bret Michaels and John Travolta, and the endless struggles of aging women.  Jack mocks Hulk Hogan, Andrew looks out for Whitney’s daughter, and […]

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Uh Oh.

Fuck. Its Thursday. Uh… gotta write a blog……uh….maybe one about allergies? Nope, did that already…. …………What about driving? Nah, did that too……. Shit, what the fuck am I gonna write? Uh…. Uh….. Hey, did you ever notice…. No, no, that sounds too much like “Save a tweet…” Fuck. Oh well. I guess I’ll just go […]

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Doorbusted III: Wait In Line

I hate when people feel they’re entitled to something before everyone else, when in fact they’re not any more special than the person next to them.  This is never more evident than in the checkout lines in stores. 

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Angry Young Man

There are too many things in this world that piss me off and keep me from being the totally easy-going guy I want to be on a daily basis. For starters, I wish someone would load Nicki Minaj into a torpedo tube and blast her into outer space. The question was recently posed to me […]

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Gimme 5: Things You’re Doing Wrong

Fear not, citizens of The World.  I am here to guide you away from some of oblivious behavior you should be rethinking.  Let’s begin, shall we? You should probably: Stop trusting your bank so much – Nearly four years ago, our fragile economic bubble burst when people couldn’t pay back money which was lent to […]

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