Schlock of Ages

I’ve already made it clear that I’m not a fan of Tom Cruise.  I’m also not a fan of musicals.  I am, however, a big fan of 80’s music, so it should come as no surprise that the thought of a Rock of Ages movie made my skin crawl. The resurgence of musicals is most […]

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Episode 90: FatFreeCast

In an episode more slim on time and contributors than its predecessor, Chris, Ron, and Metal Jimmy dish out the skinny on living lean (even if they’ve fallen off the wagon here and there).  The good and bad of diet and exercise are freshly served in this gluten-free and caffeine-free second installment of the crew’s […]

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Hate Times 8

Forget intros, let’s just get into it: 1. I hate the internet. It used to be a cool place to go and find some unnecessary knowledge, porn, embarrassing pictures of celebrities, and other trivial things. Now all its become is a haven for people to bitch about everything. Even the porn videos. You really ned to reconsider […]

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The Un-joy of Painting

With all the housework that myself, Ryan, and Cory have done recently to our new home, I’ve come to realize one thing specifically:  I hate painting. 

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Angry Old Man

I am an angry old man. I love getting carded for NyQuil because kids are so bored and stupid that they have to get fucked up off of cough syrup. You need a hobby. All the idiot teenagers in towns around the Jersey shore (and the rest of the country I’m sure) need a hobby, […]

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Fingered

I don’t know about all of you, but I’m getting really tired of seeing shirts with photos of famous musicians flipping the bird.  Everybody acts like a shirt with Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson or Jerry Garcia giving the middle finger is so cool when it really isn’t that special.  The whole reason those men are […]

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Episode 89: FatCast

Join Andrew, Cory, Ryan and Jack as they revel in the fact of being the heftiest of the bunch. Jack admits to never truly eating boxed mac and cheese, Andrew tries to discuss recipes, Cory brings up more weird food concoctions from his past, and Ryan has a fiery temper towards Italians and mechanically separated […]

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Its Here

The event I wrote about last year has finally arrived. IPv6 was officially implemented yesterday, June 6th, by Google and other major websites and ISPs. While it will take some time before the entire web uses this new system, this is a historic event in tech history. Seeing as how every device is somehow connected […]

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The Big Bang Bandwagon

For years, I resisted watching the hit TV series “The Big Bang Theory” just because it didn’t seem like it was for me. 

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BRAINZ?!?!?

They’re coming. I’ve been telling everyone for years, but nobody wanted to listen. Now faces are being eaten. People are gutting themselves and throwing their entrails at cops as they’re being chased down. Kids in Florida high schools are breaking out in mysterious rashes that doctors cannot explain. There comes a point where coincidence becomes […]

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