I Love Sex…

…just not when plants do it.

This allergy season has been a real killer, even for people without allergies. The amount of plant sperm spread about on everything was ridiculous, to the point of being able to graffiti cars and walls without needing spray paint. I remember getting a car wash to remove the pollen and by the time I got home, the car was already yellow again.

Plant sex is bullshit. I almost want it to be like the Simpson’s episode; the one where there is a hologram dedicated to a real tree. Fuck this pollen bullshit.