The Guide To Your Thirties

Since the guys have now all lived a little bit of their thirties, they feel qualified to tell you how to handle this important decade.  Along with the shock of realizing you’re an adult and how quickly time has passed, they dive deep into discovering hair in new places, changes in personal tastes, newfound excitement about housewares, the struggles […]

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The Guide To Sex

Perhaps it would’ve been funnier if this particular installment was an even 69 minutes long but who doesn’t enjoy a little extra length?  All manner of sex is covered in this episode – the allure of strip clubs, the world’s endless well of porn, keeping and losing virginity, proper sex education, the effect sex as a means of pregnancy has […]

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The Guide To America

For the first episode of The Guide To Life series, the guys will discuss America’s beauty and blunders, from its questionable origins and on to its wide range of accents, the atmosphere of its different states, what it means to be patriotic, the fallacy of American entitlement and the misguided politically correct climate of today.

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The Guide To The Guide To Life

The world can be confusing, intimidating, overwhelming and scary. Thankfully, The Only Podcast That Matters has reunited to help you through the difficult stuff in The Guide To Life. The guys will help you understand the historical and modern complexity of America and War, the emotional and physical intensity of Love and Sex, the confusion […]

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TOPTM On CAPE

Over the last few months, many of your TOPTM favorites have appeared on Chris Aballo’s Podcast Experiment so here’s a list of the episodes where you can find many of your favorites. CAPE 82: The Only Podcast That Matters Sums Up 2015 – The original four guys reunite for the first time to look back on […]

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CAPE 82: The Only Podcast That Matters Sums Up 2015

As a surprise audio bonus, we give you the first reunion of The Only Podcast That Matters recorded for this week’s episode of Chris Aballo’s Podcast Experiment: In order to best recount the year that was 2015, Chris reunites with the original members of The Only Podcast That Matters for their first new recording since they […]

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An Earful Of Noyes: The Best Of Cory

In the continuing series of “best of” compilations, you are invited to enjoy a full hour and a half of Cory Noyes’ funniest stories from his many appearances on TOPTM.  Hear loads of tales of his run-ins with animals, experiences with his eccentric family, being the subject of college-era pranks, and his typically hilarious banter […]

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Phartz Sounds: The Best Of Dan

You’ve asked, we’ve answered.  To kick off our collection of ‘best of’ clip shows to be released throughout this year, we compiled the funniest conversations with fan favorite guest Dan Hemphill.  Learn the proper way to handle getting rear-ended, what real bands’ names should sound like, the only way a Transformers movie is a real […]

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So…Now What?

Well, that’s it.  Or is it? The Only Podcast That Matters may have ended its run but the guys already have other projects up and running. Chris has his own website with an assortment of blogs along with Chris Aballo’s Podcast Experiment, his new show which begins its weekly run today (Chris also wrote a […]

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Best Of Year 4

Naturally, the show can’t be over without a look back on the funniest bits from the last year, including all the standards you’ve come to expect: Chris talks too much, Andrew gets interrupted, Ryan loves zombies, and Jack is a bastard.  Featuring an all-star cast of guests and discussions about death, kids, sex, snow, cereal, […]

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