Random Thoughts 8

They say you don’t get old by being a fool.  I beg to differ.  Ever been stuck driving behind an old person?  I’m pretty sure fools can age just fine.

After all these years, I still flinch when I see spearmint flavored gum.  I’ll tell you what’s in a name, Shakespeare.  Yikes!  There it is again!

Referring to Twitter as a micorblogging site is like referring to a car’s cup holder as a feature.  Don’t dress things up in a needless way.  Twitter is brief commentary, short jokes, Instagram photos, and sage-like wisdom regarding your past or true calling if you follow reality TV stars.

It surprises me that people still buy Spam.

I rue the day when airfare no longer refers to the cost of a flight.