Random Thoughts 8
They say you don’t get old by being a fool. I beg to differ. Ever been stuck driving behind an old person? I’m pretty sure fools can age just fine.
After all these years, I still flinch when I see spearmint flavored gum. I’ll tell you what’s in a name, Shakespeare. Yikes! There it is again!
Referring to Twitter as a micorblogging site is like referring to a car’s cup holder as a feature. Don’t dress things up in a needless way. Twitter is brief commentary, short jokes, Instagram photos, and sage-like wisdom regarding your past or true calling if you follow reality TV stars.
It surprises me that people still buy Spam.
I rue the day when airfare no longer refers to the cost of a flight.