Angry Young Man

There are too many things in this world that piss me off and keep me from being the totally easy-going guy I want to be on a daily basis.

For starters, I wish someone would load Nicki Minaj into a torpedo tube and blast her into outer space. The question was recently posed to me whether she or Justin Bieber pisses me off more. I’m not a fan of Justin Bieber. However, in her relatively short time in the spotlight, Minaj annoys me more than a thousand Justin Biebers ever could.

I hate customers with a fiery, untamed passion. They’re the worst kind of people. I’d like to think that I’m not nearly as annoying when I’m on the other side of the counter.

Some drunk person pooped on someone’s porch in Point Pleasant and now the town voted to have the bars close at midnight instead of 2 am. That will be more of a disaster than that one incident could have ever been.

Pedestrians should never have the right of way. Ever. Traffic should never be held up for someone crossing the street. Motor vehicles are at the top of the food chain on the roads. Don’t even get me started on people on bikes.

Speaking of the roadways, there is a senator who is trying to pass a bill that would eliminate the red light traffic cameras that still seem to multiplying like stoned bunnies on traffic lights near you. I usually hate people whining about civil liberties and invasion of privacy, but if someone wants to end this big brother shit in some little way, by all means, do it. I have personally never received a ticket from one of these automated government fuck tools, but they make me beyond paranoid. Hopefully there will be one less way the government can rape good people out of their money.

Until next time, stay angry.