Beware The Ides Of Insanity

March is hands down the most bipolar month of the year when it comes to weather. We are in the midst of the only month when it can be 75 degrees and sunny one day, and then 30 and sleeting just a few days later. Mother Nature is on the rag for 31 days straight, and you never know what the bitch is going to do next. Nobody likes going from wearing flip flops and t-shirts to wearing puffy winter coats and snow boots within the same week. The only good thing about March is green beer, and that only lasts for a day (for normal people). March comes in like a bitch, and goes out like a bitch. Where the hell is the fast-forward button?