Things That Should Be Banned From The Internet

Instagram– This app has blown up since people don’t use cameras anymore and just take pictures with their phones. It allows you to add silly old-timey, black-and-white, or border effects, among others, to pictures as you take them. So, everyone and their mother is adding tints and shadings to pictures that are otherwise uninteresting and plastering them all over the internet. This app is so cool, in fact, that Facebook decided to buy it out for a billion dollars. That’s right. A BILLION. Facebook threw a million dollars at this so that wannabe hipsters can continue these pseudo-artsy-fartsy shenanigans.

Pictures of cats– If I could find the person who came up with this most annoying of memes (goddamn, I hate having to use that word), I would push them off a cliff. There is nothing more annoying than those pictures of smiling cats with purposely misspelled captions. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, and if you think it is, you’re an idiot. No, you can’t haz a cheezburger you silly feline fuck.

That’s all I have for now. Until next time. Knock this shit off.