Episode 214: SagaCast III – Attack Of The Canon

A long time ago in a…well, you know where this is going.  Andrew and Jack welcome TOPTM stalwarts Cory and Metal Jimmy to join them in discussing all things Star Wars.  Since Star Wars Celebration is around the corner, the guys look at all that is canon – the books, the animated series, the video […]

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Episode 212: TVCast 5

To join in on a discussion about all things television, Ryan welcomes back his wife Jenn as well as fan favorites Natalie and Cory.  The group reflects on shows that have recently ended along with their current favorites.  They also dig into the impressive evolution of streaming services, dealing with cutting the cord, Cory’s devotion to the […]

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TOPTM On CAPE

Over the last few months, many of your TOPTM favorites have appeared on Chris Aballo’s Podcast Experiment so here’s a list of the episodes where you can find many of your favorites. CAPE 82: The Only Podcast That Matters Sums Up 2015 – The original four guys reunite for the first time to look back on […]

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An Earful Of Noyes: The Best Of Cory

In the continuing series of “best of” compilations, you are invited to enjoy a full hour and a half of Cory Noyes’ funniest stories from his many appearances on TOPTM.  Hear loads of tales of his run-ins with animals, experiences with his eccentric family, being the subject of college-era pranks, and his typically hilarious banter […]

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Phartz Sounds: The Best Of Dan

You’ve asked, we’ve answered.  To kick off our collection of ‘best of’ clip shows to be released throughout this year, we compiled the funniest conversations with fan favorite guest Dan Hemphill.  Learn the proper way to handle getting rear-ended, what real bands’ names should sound like, the only way a Transformers movie is a real […]

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Best Of Year 4

Naturally, the show can’t be over without a look back on the funniest bits from the last year, including all the standards you’ve come to expect: Chris talks too much, Andrew gets interrupted, Ryan loves zombies, and Jack is a bastard.  Featuring an all-star cast of guests and discussions about death, kids, sex, snow, cereal, […]

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Episode 200: LastCast

Here we are: the end of the line.  The Warriors, the original four, our heroes – Chris, Andrew, Ryan, and Jack – look back on the last 4+ years with the help of Cory and Jimmy.  Prepare to get misty as the gang picks their favorite episodes, praises the various guests, reflects on their many sketch […]

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Episode 199: OutCast 8

You are hereby presented with the eighth and final assemblage of outtakes from The Only Podcast That Matters. This collection spans from Episode 178 all the way to Episode 200, next week’s final show.  As usual, lots of false starts, tons of pre-show chatter, and the endless challenge of trying to properly end an episode in a […]

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Episode 198: SportsCast 3

This week Metal Jimmy and Cory sit down to talk about sports.  Metal Jimmy can’t get enough of fantasy football and how great he is at it, and Cory is still excited about his very bad Panthers and reinforces that NASCAR is a sport.  Enjoy all the endzone celebrations and Cory bashing Metal Jimmy’s team […]

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Episode 193: GamerCast V – Jumped The Shark Edition

In this level Andrew, Cory and Metal Jimmy join forces to talk all about the new consoles and everything that has to do with gaming today.  Cory drools over Destiny while Andrew cannot stop talking about how much he loves Diablo 3 and stinks at FPS.  Metal Jimmy loves all consoles and wants to hug […]

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