Best Of Year 5

It’s time to look back on TOPTM’s triumphant return!  Enjoy Year 5’s hot-buttered moments including The Great Goat Cheese Debate, how to handle campus safe spaces, rain on Ryan’s wedding day, Jack’s cat hatred, the misunderstood “flaming hot line,” highlights from the Dead People 2016 tribute and so much more. You’re welcome, world.

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Episode 211: ArnoldCast

After loads of conversations about movies, it’s time to dedicate a whole episode to one of the world’s biggest stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Chris, Jack, Ryan and Dan look at the legend’s start as Conan all the way to becoming an Expendable.  They will reminisce about big 80’s action films, how R-rated movies once had toys and marketed to kids, […]

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Episode 208: PolitiCast

These days, everything has become political.  Sooner or later, it was going to affect this show too.  The guys welcome Dan back to give their take on the new president’s first month in office.  They also delve into US history to have a second look at previous presidents along with the role of modern media and what […]

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Episode 205: DadCast 2

One can learn a lot about parenting in two years, so Chris talks to Andrew and Dan about their recent experiences in fatherhood.  Andrew briefly recounts the birth of his daughter before moving on to comparing her development to that of Dan’s son.  Then the guys get into the real dirty business of parenting: taking your infant to the mall, […]

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Phartz Sounds: The Best Of Dan

You’ve asked, we’ve answered.  To kick off our collection of ‘best of’ clip shows to be released throughout this year, we compiled the funniest conversations with fan favorite guest Dan Hemphill.  Learn the proper way to handle getting rear-ended, what real bands’ names should sound like, the only way a Transformers movie is a real […]

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Best Of Year 4

Naturally, the show can’t be over without a look back on the funniest bits from the last year, including all the standards you’ve come to expect: Chris talks too much, Andrew gets interrupted, Ryan loves zombies, and Jack is a bastard.  Featuring an all-star cast of guests and discussions about death, kids, sex, snow, cereal, […]

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Episode 192: DadCast

They grow up so fast!  Since Andrew is working on becoming a father, it seems only right to dedicate an episode to freaking him out about it.  New dads Dan and Rayne (together on the show for the first time) share the experiences of their first few months of fatherhood while Chris cracks wise about […]

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Episode 177: OutCast 7

You know ’em, you love ’em – it’s time for another episode of outtakes.  Listen to all of the previously unheard chatter from the last 19 episodes (well, there’s probably more mocking than chatter).  Plus you’ll also hear the beginning portion of an episode which never got off the ground but still has that classic […]

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Episode 167: XmasCast 2013

Christmas comes but once a year and that means XmasCast, an episode devoted to the tension and hilarity of the holiday season.  Enjoy the yuletide chatter as Dan tries helping Andrew through traumas of Christmases past, Veronica reveals how she grew up on a farm, and Chris returns to the show after yet another long […]

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Best Of Year 3

Another year has drawn to a close but before kicking off Year 4, the boys compile their favorite bits from the last 52 episodes and present them to you, dear listener, as a way of saying thank you for another incredible year.  The best spats, the best impressions, the best news, and the best laughs […]

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