A Good Day To Try Hard

They could have at least tried to make a good Die Hard sequel. Just in case you didn’t hear the recent HalfCast where Ryan and I discussed this year’s action films and their poor performance, I said I had low expectations for the fifth installment of Die Hard.  Frankly, this hilarious video from Screen Junkies […]

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2013

Well, the Mayans were wrong.  We’re still here.  Not just those of us on the website but you as well.  Congratulations, we’ve made it. It’s the time of year when doomed gym memberships begin, people give up drinking until roughly the first weekend of January, and the cycle of national self-destruction begins all over again […]

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Connecting The Dots

So here we are.  100 straight weeks of Rants.  No , this won’t be the absolute last one, but for now, I won’t be posting on a weekly basis but more sporadically when I have something interesting to say. This has been a hell of a lot of fun for me to do.  Way back […]

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Better Living Through Loving The Undead

We just can’t get enough of vampires and zombies these days.  The trend of vampire love can be attributed to Stephanie Meyer, who helped to sterilize the lusty creatures of the night by allowing them to sparkle in sunlight and be inexplicably abstinent.  Thus, vampires have become symbols of forbidden love as opposed to sex […]

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Lawlocaust

Yes, I used a real word for the title of this blog, and that makes me sad, but I’m going to talk about some internet negativity so I may as well set the bar pretty low. Not so long ago, we were chatting about reviews and complaints people post online.  To follow up the point […]

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The City-Comma-State Of Primetime

  The new TV season is in full swing, and that means a whole host of new shows have been debuting in hopes of hitting it big with audiences.  It seems the trend this year involves putting a city or state in the title of your show.  Sure, this has always happened with television shows […]

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Balls

The most dreaded time of the year is back.  I’m speaking, of course, about football season. Oh sure, plenty of fans look forward to it for the whopping six months when football isn’t dominating the television schedule, and when it comes, it doesn’t stop.  In fact, this phenomenon of constant televised football was shown to […]

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In Your Own Words: My Favorite Tweets (Part 2)

If you frequently visit our site, you’ve probably noticed a recent lack of blog posts.  Well, I’m going to tell you why.  When Andrew, Ryan, Jack and I gathered to talk about our impending third year of this dot-com, we agreed that posting on a schedule has flooded the site with blogs.  Granted, they’re fun […]

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Driving…Me Crazy

I like driving.  I like driving way more than I like riding as a passenger.  I also love my car, but not in an obsessive, need-to-modify-it-every-other-weekend way.  Add my love for my car and my enjoyment of driving together and you get one happy Chris. But then, I get on the road and have to […]

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Random Thoughts 8

They say you don’t get old by being a fool.  I beg to differ.  Ever been stuck driving behind an old person?  I’m pretty sure fools can age just fine. After all these years, I still flinch when I see spearmint flavored gum.  I’ll tell you what’s in a name, Shakespeare.  Yikes!  There it is […]

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