Things That Should Be Banned From The Internet

Instagram– This app has blown up since people don’t use cameras anymore and just take pictures with their phones. It allows you to add silly old-timey, black-and-white, or border effects, among others, to pictures as you take them. So, everyone and their mother is adding tints and shadings to pictures that are otherwise uninteresting and […]

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Angry Young Man

There are too many things in this world that piss me off and keep me from being the totally easy-going guy I want to be on a daily basis. For starters, I wish someone would load Nicki Minaj into a torpedo tube and blast her into outer space. The question was recently posed to me […]

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This Old (New) House

I am in the middle of the most stressful and exciting time of my life: the purchase of my first house. Over the past few months, there have been obstacles, setbacks and a brilliant stroke of luck. I jumped through hoops like a circus animal in order to obtain a mortgage, tracing every penny I […]

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Brat-Free Is The Way To Be

I am a huge fan of the relatively recent child-free movement that has risen in public places, popularly known as “brat bans”. I don’t like many things, and screaming, obnoxious ankle-biters are no fucking exception. There are few things more irritating than a misbehaved, crying child, especially one who is not being controlled by their […]

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Looner Bin

The other night, my girlfriend and I were watching the TV show Strange Sex, which is a show that revolves around uncommon fetishes and sexual deviance. The “best of” episode that we watched highlighted many odd and downright disgusting things, such as a man who derived sexual pleasure from feeding his girlfriend and watching her […]

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Ketchup

Ketchup is arguably the best condiment in the world (even though honey mustard is a fairly close second in my book. It is versatile, delicious and deserves all the heralds that can be given to a topping or ingredient of any sort. It goes perfectly with chicken, burgers, potatoes, eggs and hot dogs (yes, hot […]

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The Week In Review

It’s been quite a week. The other night, Chris was called upon to give me a haircut, taking a buzzer to my fairly shaggy mop. Partly on a whim and partly due to peer pressure, Cory decided to get a buzz as well. Mid-cut, we stopped for a photo-op of the mohawk that had temporarily […]

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Halt, Intruder!

Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. Sugar? It seems that America’s scientists, health care facilitators and government officials have had enough our fat-assery.

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The Crimson Capers

When I was a kid, my favorite color was always red. I always thought the color was so bright, so daring, so omnipresent. Over the years, I began to realize that the color red, in its many shades, was getting a bad rap. Red seems aggressive, fast, and belligerent. That’s how society views it anyway, […]

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The C-Note

Dear Readers, Welcome to the 100th episode of my blog, Revelations and Doorknobs here at TheOnlyPodcast.com. It’s been a pleasure gracing you with my fractured perspective on the world for just about the past year-and-a-half, and there will be much more where that came from. I’ve filmed a little video introduction for you, to try […]

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