After five long years, Ryan and Jack finally made their return to the sunshine and bliss of Southern California.  The boys guide Andrew through the three-piece vacation from when they visited Chris last August.  They drink beer, eat tacos, lay on the beach, see the sunset, discover accents,...

At last, fifty percent took the plunge!  Andrew and Ryan are joined by their wives Veronica and Jenn to peel back the veneer of marriage.  Hear about the stress of wedding planning, seating arrangements and exhaustion.  Then, discover the peril of living together, changing from a maiden...

One can learn a lot about parenting in two years, so Chris talks to Andrew and Dan about their recent experiences in fatherhood.  Andrew briefly recounts the birth of his daughter before moving on to comparing her development to that of Dan’s son.  Then the guys get into the real...

Talk, talk, talk – that’s all everyone does!  But how often to we think about the phrases we use everyday?  The boys are here to bring the analytical and the funny together.  From the offensive and politically correct to the trendy and old-timey to the practical and absurd,...

The guys continue their endless conversation about movies in an episode all about the world of big budget franchises!  They weigh in on the Marvel Cinematic Universe and DC Extended Universe (and their inevitable comparisons).  The boys also look at the new cinematic Harry Potter world,...

A long and drawn-out year begets a long and drawn-out show.  Thankfully, the guys make 2016 funnier than how 2016 felt at the time.  This double length episode begins with a sadly loaded Dead People segment before moving on to lighter fare like Playboy Magazine, corn, beer, classic albums...

Chris, Andrew, Ryan and Jack decided they couldn’t stay quiet any longer.  Behold the glorious return of The Only Podcast That Matters!  The boys share the details of how the success of The Guide To Life series led to the decision to keep working together, explain the new format of the...

As a surprise audio bonus, we give you the first reunion of The Only Podcast That Matters recorded for this week’s episode of Chris Aballo’s Podcast Experiment: In order to best recount the year that was 2015, Chris reunites with the original members of The Only Podcast That...

In the continuing series of “best of” compilations, you are invited to enjoy a full hour and a half of Cory Noyes’ funniest stories from his many appearances on TOPTM.  Hear loads of tales of his run-ins with animals, experiences with his eccentric family, being the subject...

You’ve asked, we’ve answered.  To kick off our collection of ‘best of’ clip shows to be released throughout this year, we compiled the funniest conversations with fan favorite guest Dan Hemphill.  Learn the proper way to handle getting rear-ended, what real...