There is no avoiding this “Twilight” craze.  Hell, there are still (at least) two more years of the movies!  For you non-fans who might be forced to watch the first two today so you can ‘catch up’ with the story, let Chris and Andrew join you! These two sacrificed their time (and sanity) for sake of helping you get through these films with a few laughs.  We hereby bring you The Only “Twilight” Commentary That Matters!