Here it is: the finale of The Guide To Life series and what better way to close the series than by discussing The Apocalypse.  Taking cues from much of what they see in the modern world, the guys talk government spying, drones, zombies, no electricity, technological connectivity, the...

Fashion trends may come and go but the boys have some timeless advice to bestow upon you!  While they’re still perplexed by the undying lure of handbags, they capably break down current trends for men including hairstyles and facial hair, recall brands from their youth that have come...

“At least you have your health.”  It’s always the last thing you want to hear but health is the first thing you want back once it goes away.  The boys have tried to be smart about diet and exercise, and share their struggles with finding a healthy balance.  They also...

Money may be the root of all evil and the route of all fun but there’s so much more to it.  Through their own challenges to understand the paper that runs our lives, the guys take a look at their money habits, ponder the realities of saving, question the enigma of investing, struggle...

Common decency is no longer common and therefore must be addressed.  The guys want to straighten out humanity and change the way people act in public to make everyone’s lives better.  Between sharing some horrendous experiences, they cover the usage of public restrooms, how people...

If anyone can try to make sense of why we fight each other, it’s The Only Podcast That Matters.  The boys cover several ages of human warfare starting with the origins of the Civil War, the escalation of World War II and the modern threat of North Korea.  They also break down the...

They’ve already talked mating so now they’re talking dating!  The boys make a case for modern chivalry and other important elements of courtship, as well as look closely at online dating, compare challenges for couples who live together, explore the reasons for high divorce...

Since the guys have now all lived a little bit of their thirties, they feel qualified to tell you how to handle this important decade.  Along with the shock of realizing you’re an adult and how quickly time has passed, they dive deep into discovering hair in new places, changes in...

Perhaps it would’ve been funnier if this particular installment was an even 69 minutes long but who doesn’t enjoy a little extra length?  All manner of sex is covered in this episode – the allure of strip clubs, the world’s endless well of porn, keeping and losing...

For the first episode of The Guide To Life series, the guys will discuss America’s beauty and blunders, from its questionable origins and on to its wide range of accents, the atmosphere of its different states, what it means to be patriotic, the fallacy of American entitlement and the...

The world can be confusing, intimidating, overwhelming and scary. Thankfully, The Only Podcast That Matters has reunited to help you through the difficult stuff in The Guide To Life. The guys will help you understand the historical and modern complexity of America and War, the emotional and...

Over the last few months, many of your TOPTM favorites have appeared on Chris Aballo’s Podcast Experiment so here’s a list of the episodes where you can find many of your favorites. CAPE 82: The Only Podcast That Matters Sums Up 2015 – The original four guys reunite for the...

As a surprise audio bonus, we give you the first reunion of The Only Podcast That Matters recorded for this week’s episode of Chris Aballo’s Podcast Experiment: In order to best recount the year that was 2015, Chris reunites with the original members of The Only Podcast That...

In the continuing series of “best of” compilations, you are invited to enjoy a full hour and a half of Cory Noyes’ funniest stories from his many appearances on TOPTM.  Hear loads of tales of his run-ins with animals, experiences with his eccentric family, being the subject...

You’ve asked, we’ve answered.  To kick off our collection of ‘best of’ clip shows to be released throughout this year, we compiled the funniest conversations with fan favorite guest Dan Hemphill.  Learn the proper way to handle getting rear-ended, what real...

Well, that’s it.  Or is it? The Only Podcast That Matters may have ended its run but the guys already have other projects up and running. Chris has his own website with an assortment of blogs along with Chris Aballo’s Podcast Experiment, his new show which begins its weekly run...

Naturally, the show can’t be over without a look back on the funniest bits from the last year, including all the standards you’ve come to expect: Chris talks too much, Andrew gets interrupted, Ryan loves zombies, and Jack is a bastard.  Featuring an all-star cast of guests and...

Here we are: the end of the line.  The Warriors, the original four, our heroes – Chris, Andrew, Ryan, and Jack – look back on the last 4+ years with the help of Cory and Jimmy.  Prepare to get misty as the gang picks their favorite episodes, praises the various guests, reflects...

You are hereby presented with the eighth and final assemblage of outtakes from The Only Podcast That Matters. This collection spans from Episode 178 all the way to Episode 200, next week’s final show.  As usual, lots of false starts, tons of pre-show chatter, and the endless challenge...

This week Metal Jimmy and Cory sit down to talk about sports.  Metal Jimmy can’t get enough of fantasy football and how great he is at it, and Cory is still excited about his very bad Panthers and reinforces that NASCAR is a sport.  Enjoy all the endzone celebrations and Cory bashing...