Brown Castle

I’m convinced that the worst possible food ever created is anything that has ever come from a White Castle restaurant.  I don’t know how a place like this stays in business, but no food has ever made me so sick in my lifetime than White Castle burgers.  I’m not talking about a recent experience either.  The last time I had White Castle burgers was in 1999 when I was 14 years old.  I had to have them twice in order to confirm it wasn’t a freak one time only reaction to the food.  For anyone who’s had White Castle before, I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.  I won’t go into any length or detail, but it’s bad.  Real bad.  Chances are some of you are reading this while eating a sleeve of these nuclear burger patties, and maybe for the first time too.  So I’ll make my point short so you can head to the toilet in the next two minutes.

First and foremost the burgers are deceiving.   I thought they tasted delicious too, then I found myself saying “never again” repeatedly when I was on the bowl.  Over the years, friends of mine from high school and college would go to White Castle repeatedly as a monthly ritual.  I passed on going every single time.  Over the years, White Castle has expanded their menus to include Pulled Pork Sandwiches.  I don’t even want to know what goes into those, but it’s probably an extra strength laxative, where the burgers are just a regular super laxative.  I don’t know how anyone can be such a glutton for punishment and eat these burgers over and over, not to mention have six to twelve in one sitting.  Either people have trained themselves and have a cast iron stomach, or just like a good clean out every so often.

My point is this, don’t eat these burgers.  I’m sure writing this blog has ruined our chances of any sort of sponsorship in the future, but that’s okay.  I don’t want disgusting food associated with us anyway.  It’s the worst food possible and it will never get better.  In conclusion…  Oh hell with the conclusion.  Get to the toilet now before it’s too late and you ruin your computer chair.  Go, go, go!!!!